“oh you’re bi too? haha attracted to every woman and five men amiright” don’t put words in my mouth. don’t put your baggage on me. if you saw the men i wanted to fuck you’d hurl.
“I like women because they’re amazing and I like men because I can’t stop making bad decisions haha.”
Well when I like women it’s because I’m fucking awesome, and when I like men it’s because I’m fucking awesome. Your take on your own sexuality fucking sucks, I’m better than you.
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having fun removing uneven textures on your skin will lead to more fun textures on your skin to remove :) but watch out (vicious cycle)
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“Culinary students will literally have a spaghetti due at 8” “Art students will literally turn in some shapes at the end of the week” Well I have 40 insects due next month. If you even care.
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hey man there’s a, uh, strange guy outside. Yeah i think he might be bisexual as well
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